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Tradition would have us write a humorous reflection of the Year that is soon to be was! We've tired of the term 'unprecedented' and it's clear that one of the Siming were listening when we last used the term 'dumpster fire' and proudly declared 'Hold my beer!'
Whilst our collective emotional states might teeter like a Jenga tower on a waterbed, let us foster hope and look forward to finding some stability and Substance in the next Demi-decade. Recognition is important - from Palestine as its own sovereign state to the silver lining of a reality that reads like a Spanish telenovela. You might be worried about Elon Musk buying the White House, but take comfort in the fact that those born under the sign of the DOGE are not for due for any good luck until 2030. Artificial Intelligence continues to stride toward the singularity - but they appear to be more interested in spamming TikTok with LSD-inspired animal transmogrifications than pursuing a live re-enactment of Sarah Connor's nightmare. Japanese scientists stepped closer to a real world solution to that dream where your teeth keep falling out, they finally hauled Alan Jones from his crypt to face justice and we're going to spend Christmas getting day-drunk in Disneyland.
We may (still) be facing economic uncertainty, the ever-present threat of climate change and a global supply shortage of coffee, but hey, at least we're not facing a full-blown alien invasion (yet!).
Join us from 8PM on 31st December and hold your loved ones close for 2025!
Gather as we greet another New Year with close friends and family around a table laden with home-cooked cuisine and an industrial amount of sparkling wine. This Year of the Snake promises wisdom, transformation, and the opportunity for new beginnings. So ditch the doom-scrolling and shed that thick skin that you might be forced to wear in an increasingly callous world - it's time to pop on your party clothes and join us to embrace this chaos with class and good company.
ДЕТАЛИDETAILS
This marks the eleventh year of a tradition that began humbly in a Moscow apartment, a mountain of mandarins and enough vodka to knock out a Siberian bear. Over the years, it's evolved into a cherished celebration, a tapestry woven with its own unique set of customs, crafted especially for you, our beloved guests. This year, the green wooden Snake wakes from her sixty-year slumber to holds sway. Unlike the boisterous Dragon of year past, the Snake brings with her an air of quietude, simplicity and introspection.
She embodies her element bringing growth, flexibility, and intuition - charming us to embrace these qualities into the New Year.
ОДЕЖДАATTIRE
Our dress code is about embracing the spirit of the incoming zodiac keeper. Adorn yourselves in colors that resonate with her nature to align with the auspicious energy of the New Year and increase your luck and good fortune.
The Snake possesses a refined sensibility, favoring understated elegance and a deeper connection to the natural world. Her colors are the rich tones of deep emerald greens, the warm browns of tree bark and those like olive green or khaki.
Natural fabrics like silk, linen, lace or wool can be complimented with statement jewelry in white gold, silver or platinum.
The Snake delights in resourcefulness and mindful choices. Remember that you should come adorned in a new to you outfit - but don't be afraid to thrift it up!
To ensure harmony with the Snake's energy, avoid colors that clash with her serene nature such as neon, red, purple or fuchsia. She has no appetite for costume jewelry, synthetic fibers or loose, baggy clothing.
Lastly - she is one of jealousy. Steer clear of feathers, patterns reminiscent of other animals and any literal snake-skin (inspired textile print is okay!).
ЕСТЬEAT
The Snake has quite a cornucopia of needs to greet her arrival! This is strictly for the hosts to worry about. We only mention this in case you go searching for your favorite NYE Russian salad and it's not there. It's not us - it's the Snake!
Same goes for your individual dietary requirements and requests - we're no longer asking as we've yet to throw a NYE party that didn't result in everyone violently over eating and adequately drinking.
ПИТЬDRINK
We will guide you through the traditional three toasts* that mark our festivities.
If you would like to contribute, please bring dry sparkling wine and vodka.
After that the floor is open as we continue to wish each other well through subsequent toasts and bottomless flutes.
*Non-alcoholic equivalents are also available.
ПОДАРКИGIFTS
New Years Eve is normally where the hosts would exchange gifts. Святой Nikolai (Дед Мороз) comes at midnight with his attractive female helper Snegurochka (Снегурочка).
To share the fun, we invite you all to participate in Secret Socialist - an equitable re-distribution of festive joy. Please bring something wrapped and place it under the tree, without being detected by your fellow party goers.
Bring a gift to the approximate value of $100 and place it under the tree.
Gifts can be bought or made, but sustainability for the planet and consideration for your financial accounts are key. So please don't go over the top but do be considerate.
ОТДЫХАТЬSTAY
We have a spare room and a particularly comfortable couch should any guests be travelling a distance and wish to stay overnight.
This includes our backyard space if you're feeling like a night under the stars (subject to Gippsland weather) and want to bring a swag or tent.
If you're looking to stay local, we would recommend the Mercure or a local AirBNB.
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